Id give my left *** to join your forum
Seriosly, i would, but to be honest i cant read, i cant type, heck i cant even sit at the computer as i don have an ***. I dont have any finger or hands so thats just not an option for me and i dont have feet or a mouth due to my lacking of legs or a head. In fact i dont even have a left *** or a right one, or any junk for that matter (im actually okay with that as id look pretty silly with my junk hanging out without any legs). Im not even sure how i composed this as im not really sure if i can even accomodate a brain in my tiny body Im really just a couple of strands of hair on life support, drinkin tequila Can you help me?

nope...im sorry to say i dont think i have required education i psychology to make any attempts to root out your obviously deeply seeded neurological condition. If you werent just me testing out guest posting and moderatorial abilities at the same time i probably wouldnt have to lock you :emplight: LOCKED